where've you been?

Wifey has taken to posting pretty regularly as of late, and it's been making me feel even worse than usual about not doing my required posting. My excuses are as lame as "We got busy at work again", "We've been busy at home", and "the Nats won a couple in a row, and all was right with Ry-ry"; but those are excuses, and like assh*les, everyone has a couple. I mean one. I have only one butt hole. Whew. That was a close one.
So... I've been up to a few things that helped keep me away from the keyboard. But now I'm ready to let you know about some of the ailing the Ry-ry's been up to: - Back when I fixed the leak under the kitchen sink, I ended up wrenching my hand a bit, and it's still sore. Sweet. - The knee has been paining me a bit the last couple of days. Nothing unusual but it does suck. - This isn't causing me a bunch of physical pain, but my hairstyle is really kinda weak. In the words of Taylor the Tattooed One, "it's the Worst." I'm going to have to either change it or forget about it. Wah... wah.... my hair isn't styled the way I'd like wah! - and finally (this time), I had a burrito yesterday from favorite place Baja Burrito - and I spent the better part of the day with a full stomach and some tasty heartburn. Although I did forget to pick up the salsa, we made it through the experience quite well. So that's a brief list of what's been ailing me... How about you. I'd be interested to find out what you guys are ailing from. Please feel free to post a comment. Everyone except, Taylor, of course. I already know what's ailing you... Bearded One.