ears are ringing - reminances from the damned hold music?

You'll remember that I was on hold a lot last week (I've tried to forget exactly how long, but it must have been at least three of the five days during the work week), and I must be having residual effects because I've had a ringing in my ear for the last two days. And no, Joe, Wifey has not been yelling at me to make more money or clean the house or mow the lawn or "get me some ice cream & pickles!".

I'm thinking it has come about due to the horrible hold music and the guy popping in saying that he couldn't wait for me to get aurally raped by the next available raper. Yeah, it had to be that. What else could it be? It's not like I spend most of the day with a set of headphones in my ears, even in the shower apparently, like the guy to the left. Why would you think I do that? That would not be helpful, but thankfully that's not happening to my beautiful baby ears. Here's a pic of what didn't happen when I was kid, but I wish would have.

In conclusion, I have a ringing in my ears and I blame the warranty company for raping me there. It happens, don't let it happen to you. Look at that concha opening, it's just ripe for rape.