tour de france is draining my hatred

Man o Man, is my life a real bummer. I got this cute kid, the sole of my right shoe is loose and flailing around under my foot, I'm forced to wear shorts at work because it's too hot in the office to don pants, and the battery on my XM satellite radio drains too fast for my taste. What am I gonna do? How can I deal with such peril in my day?

I guess I'll have to kiss the kid,
put some super glue on the sole (and/or purchase new slip-ins), keep wearing shorts and enjoy the lovely weather we're having outside,

and have to keep the radio base close by and the DC plug-ins available at all times.


That's the way it is, bitches.