upper lip paper cut

This one is not about me, but a co-worker. This guy was just stuffing some envelopes and, instead of using the sealer he usually has, he went ahead and licked the glue himself. He got a paper cut on his lip. Awesome. It's funny when friends get hurt. This is not him getting the paper cut, but was along the same lines as how it went down. This, too is not him, but he is going to need a bandage about this big on his now-fat upper lip.

This is not us...